This Will Not End Well

Kinja'd!!! "sonicgabe" (gabeloewenberg)
03/15/2016 at 19:03 • Filed to: Kablammo

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We came upon this today while driving from St. Petersburg to Tampa. They had ample opportunity to pull off the interstate before the bridge, but nope. They seemed completely unaware that their day was about to get really crappy.

(thanks to Lady SonicGabe for filming this)


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > sonicgabe
03/15/2016 at 19:06

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DAT HIGHWAY BURNOUT


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > sonicgabe
03/15/2016 at 19:08

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Ah the Mazda smokey turbo.


Kinja'd!!! DasWauto > sonicgabe
03/15/2016 at 19:09

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“You’ll never catch me alive!”

*deploys smoke screen*

/maniacal cackling


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > sonicgabe
03/15/2016 at 19:13

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Side note:

Doesn’t look that foggy. I know skyway was closed all morning.

It’s been crazy foggy all day in Sarasota


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > sonicgabe
03/15/2016 at 19:17

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Whut r u doin Mazda...

Ur not an AAV

You cant even float.

STAHP

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Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > DasWauto
03/15/2016 at 19:19

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That’s what both of us said! Really!


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
03/15/2016 at 19:22

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Yeah, the Skyway was closed this morning for the fog. This was around 2pm on the Howard Franklin.


Kinja'd!!! The Snowman > sonicgabe
03/15/2016 at 19:22

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The car is fine there are just five bros in there vaping up some dope ass clouds.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > sonicgabe
03/15/2016 at 19:26

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So at no point during their entire drive did this person look into any mirror at any time? That's what's really crazy.


Kinja'd!!! DarrenMR > sonicgabe
03/15/2016 at 19:31

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Maybe its Seafoam...?


Kinja'd!!! Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > sonicgabe
03/15/2016 at 19:33

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Did they make it to the next red truck and get the oil slick too?


Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > sonicgabe
03/15/2016 at 19:52

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The CX-7 has black blobs in Consumer Reports for its engine.

This isn’t a surprise haha.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > sonicgabe
03/15/2016 at 19:52

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No shit, my car did that like month ago. Happened about a mile from work, I kept driving right to the shop around the corner. Turns out my belt shredded and took the upper radiator hose with it. Temp gauge just started to rise as I was pulling in.

I hope no one has a video of me.


Kinja'd!!! epidemike > The Snowman
03/15/2016 at 19:55

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This! This must be QOTD!!


Kinja'd!!! Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > DasWauto
03/15/2016 at 20:28

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The local bro orchestra practicing their douche flutes.


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes
03/15/2016 at 21:18

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family bros rolling coal


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > sonicgabe
03/15/2016 at 21:20

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He was trying to get away.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > sonicgabe
03/15/2016 at 22:19

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Poor little CX-7... That MZR 2.3 turbo motor was just not built to put up with suburban SUV neglect. I hope the new turbo 2.5 in the CX-9 has better luck.


Kinja'd!!! facw > sonicgabe
03/16/2016 at 01:22

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Saw a pickup that was smoking like that on the highway a month or so ago. Went all the way over to the left lane (across five lanes of traffic) and drove for a bit before giving up and getting off the road. Whatever it was smoking had some oil or something in it, blinded the truck in front of me enough that he had to pull over. I just got some droplets, but didn’t dare run the wipers for fear of smearing whatever it was.